February 2011
1st Place (Gift Card Winner)
Noah M: There are a couple of ways to get to heaven faster. The first being gettting up there by means of a blazing fiery chariot or you could take the route these men are taking and jump off a moving aircraft with a toilet and hurtle through the air at over 100 mph plumeting towards the ground. The choice is yours.
2nd Place (Gift Card Winner)
Ben O: wait where does it go when we flush?!?
3rd Place (Your name on our website – Ohhh)
Micah W: In the event of an emergency, if you are trapped in the lavatory the tolet will also serve as a parachute and flotation device.
December 2010
1st Place (iTunes Gift Card Winner)
Micah W: “Hail Many, Full of Grace, I threw a snowball in Sister Margret’s face!”
2nd Place (Subway Gift Card Winner)
Sarah W: Nun 1:”Why did you do that?” Nun 2:”It’s a bad ‘habit’!”
3rd Place (Name on Website Winner!)
Shelby P: “NUN GUN!”